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That’s why you always leave a note!

Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. But I bought a yearbook ad from you,...

Get me a vodka rocks

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Really? Did nothing cancel? I hear the jury's still out on science. No,...

He’ll want to use your yacht

What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" No… but I'd like to be asked! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I've opened a door here that I regret. I've opened a door here that I regret. I'm afraid I just blue myself. No… but I'd like to...